Tread On Me
New York City has a population of 8.3 million people. So, statistically speaking, it is not at all surprising that at least two guys like to pretend they are carpet:
A man walks into a bar. He's carrying a carpet under his arm. He wraps himself in the carpet, lies on the floor, covers his face and waits for people to step on him. A sign taped to the bar reads: "Step on carpet."
People step on the carpet -- dozens, in fact. The more people who step on the carpet, particularly if they are women in heels, the happier the man is. Some are timid, others are audacious. Some dance on the man. Some step on him while ordering their drinks, completely unaware that a live body is underfoot. Some just stand there, frozen, looking totally freaked out.
For the record, I'd totally step on this guy. Might even give it a good jump because that's the kind of bastard I am. Also, I respect this guy more than furries. Just saying that, as far as sexual fetishes go, I can comprehend this one.
Title shamelessly stolen from the MeFi post.