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Monday, May 31, 2004

96 Posts? No Way.

Was reading MetaFilter today when I came across a post about Blogathon. What happens is once a year bloggers get together, find sponsors, and then post something to their blog every half hour. It's very much like Jump Rope for Heart if you ever did that i grade school.

It started with Cat Conner deciding that she was going to post a blog every 15 minutes for 24 hours. That's a total of 96 entries in a day. I struggle to post even one entry a day (something I've been very good at doing so far), and couldn't imagine doing 95 more. Then again, not all her posts were of the highest quality.

Ohh yeah... GSCH tonight @ 11:00pm.

ROR

... and I actually admit that I read Slashdot ("News for nerds. Stuff that matters"):

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
chown -R you ~/base

(from this comment). For those of you needing a translation from geek speak:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base are belong to you

If you need more explaination, let me know. It still qualifies as the geekiest thing I have ever read on the Internet (including the Our Father in l33t speak).

Aida

I've been talking recently about seeing Aida at the Lyric Opera of Chicago. I'm looking at Sunday, November 7th, at 2:00pm. This would give everyone plenty of time to get up there, enjoy the show, and then drive home and not be too tired for class the next day. Tickets will probably be in the range of $50 - $75, and I'm not sure if we are going to do a dinner or something else while we are up there.

Honestly folks, the ticket price will be worth it. Aida is a long opera in four acts that has some of the most haunting music you will ever hear. Verdi managed to create a harmony between the orchestra and the performers that is incredible. It has to be heard. It is in Italian, although there will be English subtitles. But really, the words aren't as important as the emotions the music invokes. So don't get hung up on the language.

We can't buy tickets yet, they should open it up in June or July. I know this is a little bit in advance, but I want to make sure everyone is aware. I don't know how fast the tickets will go, since Aida is one of the staples of the opera world, but I'll remind everyone again when the time gets closer. Let me know if you are interested.

Sunday, May 30, 2004

The Envy of All Your (Gaming) Friends

Miss Laura Lee, if I bought you this shirt, would you wear it? Even when I'm not around?

Please send me your size, A.S.A.P.

What You Shouldn't Know

I am not supposed to tell you that Will Sickinger drank tonight. Nope, most definately not supposed to mention that.

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Balancing Things Out

Despite all my recent Republican rants, I found the agenda of the Republican National Committee Convention really, really funny:

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

I like the site it came from too (saucy librarian), the logo is just outstanding. And how can you not love a site that provides a link proving Elijah Wood is very, very gay.

A Lesson on the Apostrophe

I don't always understand Bob, the Angry Flower. But his lesson on how to use the apostrophe is brilliant.

Friday, May 28, 2004

The consensus is in...

I am the most boring site on the web.

Too Strange For Words

It's an all too common story in Internet chatrooms. Boy B falls in love with Boy A, but Boy A doesn't realize Boy B is a boy! Lies and deception abound until Boy A learns the truth and breaks it off. Unless, of course, Boy B is a 14 year old male in Manchester, England. Then Boy B organizes his own suicide by convincing Boy A he needs to stab another person:

A teenager created an "elaborate matrix of deceit" on the internet to persuade another boy he had fallen in love with to murder him, a court has heard.

The 14-year-old boy, dubbed Boy B in court, created a series of fictional characters in chatrooms, one of which ordered Boy A to murder him.

Boy A, a 15-year-old, stabbed Boy B twice, but he did not die, Manchester Crown Court heard.

As far as plots to commit suicide go, I find this rather elaborate. It has almost the feeling of a Greek tragedy in its symbolism and execution. I suppose that if you are in love with someone you can never have, and won't commit suicide directly, this is as good of way as any... except it didn't work.

I don't know if anything can really be blamed here. On one hand I'm tempted to blame the Internet for allowing such anti-social people to further retreat into worlds of their own creation. But in most cases if it wasn't for the Internet in the first place these people would have almost no human interaction. Perhaps virtual worlds have as much, but different, validity as "real life".

Probably nothing can be blamed except the individual himself. Tell that to his parents though...

Hope For the Species Yet

From a CNN article on the return of the American Chestnut:

A century after blight began to bring down the majestic American chestnut tree, once known as the "redwood of the East," scientists are tantalizingly close to reviving it.

Within a few years, using both traditional plant breeding and genetic engineering, researchers hope to have a variety of blight-resistant chestnuts to repopulate the tree's native range.

I'm not really old enough to remember either the American Chestnut or the Elm. We had a couple Elms in our yard, but they only get so tall before they die. I didn't really know what I was missing until I went to Utah last summer and stopped in Temple Square. There they have an old, huge American Elm that has survived the blight because it is isolated from most other trees (Utah is almost a fucking desert). The tree just towered over everything else, and was rather awe inspiring. I can see why my parents' generation miss it.

Much like efforts to bring back the Elm, scientists are using a combination of cross breeding (with the resistant Chinese Chestnut) and genetic engineering. They are very close, and it sounds like we may see Chestnuts again in our lifetime.

The most exciting part, however, is that the human race is now technologically advanced enough where we can do this sort of thing. A hundred years ago when the Chestnuts first started dying, I doubt anyone thought the tree would make a come back in another hundred years. Just as it was technology that caused the Chestnut and Elm to vanish (disease brought from across the sea), it is technology that will bring them back. How long until humans know enough to resurrect animal species that died off as a consequence of the Industrial Revolution? Only more time will tell.

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